The Empire of Leimporth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zuko kakilo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.133 billion Leimporthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New haven. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Leimporthian economy, worth 455 trillion Juifis a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,284 Juifis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody knows where reality TV show "The Real Housewives of CENSORED" is filmed, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leimporth's national animal is the Minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bubuka.

Leimporth is ranked 86,734^th in the world and 32^nd in The Amaranthine Isles for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,585.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.