Population | 3.42 billion |
Capital | Lehpuhrta Kaglakh |
Leader | Highmistress Kelmalakhi |
Faith | the veneration of Sym'yone |
Currency | khong |
Animal | Volitant Cuttlefish |
The Flying Island of Lehpuhrta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Highmistress Kelmalakhi with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.42 billion Lehpuhrtans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lehpuhrta Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Lehpuhrtan economy, worth 279 trillion khongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,650 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lehpuhrtans any less frightened, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, political shows are fit for purpose, and monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lehpuhrta's national animal is the Volitant Cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the veneration of Sym'yone.
Lehpuhrta is ranked 281,132nd in the world and 61st in Caer Sidi for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.34 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, political shows are fit for purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lehpuhrtans any less frightened.
- : Lehpuhrta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Lehpuhrta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Lehpuhrta, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.