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Rudest Citizens: 3,267thMost Secular: 4,601stLargest Retail Industry: 5,492nd
The Lego Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Only The Best Is Good Enough
President Donald J Technic
Founder / President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.135 billion

CapitalLego City
LeaderPresident Donald J Technic

CurrencyStud Dollar

The Lego Republic of Legolannd is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Donald J Technic with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.135 billion Legolanndians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lego City. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Legolanndian economy, worth 274 trillion Stud Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 128,492 Stud Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legolannd's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Legolannd is ranked 9,025th in the world and 1st in Steve Puppet Storage for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,317.39 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Rudest Citizens: 3,267thMost Secular: 4,601stLargest Retail Industry: 5,492ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,684thMost Avoided: 8,505thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,025thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,707thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,459thLargest Mining Sector: 14,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,392ndMost Developed: 17,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,438thHighest Average Incomes: 20,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,888th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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