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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,082ndMost Stationary: 1,312thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,894th
The LEGOLAND of
Father Knows Best State
Only the best is good enough.
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Instigator
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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LEGO

Population23.237 billion

CapitalBillund
LeaderOle Kirk Christiansen
FaithLifelong Play

Currencystud
Animalbrick

The LEGOLAND of LEGO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ole Kirk Christiansen with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.237 billion minifigures are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billund. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LEGO economy, worth a remarkable 3,356 trillion studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,457 studs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEGO's national animal is the brick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lifelong Play.

LEGO is ranked 4,296th in the world and 3rd in Seinfeld for Most Patriotic, with 61.59 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,082ndMost Stationary: 1,312thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,894thMost Patriotic: 4,296thMost Devout: 4,589thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,747thHighest Economic Output: 4,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,440thLargest Black Market: 6,060thLargest Populations: 6,362ndMost Influential: 9,037thHealthiest Citizens: 10,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,336thLowest Crime Rates: 13,719thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,925thMost Developed: 14,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,378thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,326thHighest Average Incomes: 16,746thMost Efficient Economies: 17,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,965thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,932ndSmartest Citizens: 24,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,670thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,340th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LEGO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : LEGO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.

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