The Empire of Legionario Milite Roma is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 18 million Legionario Milite Romans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Legionario Milite Roman economy, worth 882 billion Roman Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,028 Roman Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, elections have been outlawed, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Legionario Milite Roma's national animal is the Aquila, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Legionario Milite Roma is ranked 56,157^th in the world and 2^nd in Redacted for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 2,591.31 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.