The Military Junta of Legio Doloris is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High General 000000000001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.358 billion Legio Dolorisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperare Ordinis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Legio Dolorisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,649 trillion State Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 409,329 State Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,598,297 per year while the poor average 71,502, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Politicians look weirdly alike, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, major cities run on potato batteries, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legio Doloris's national animal is the vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Statism.

Legio Doloris is ranked 1,081^st in the world and 1^st in Astral Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 168.34 law-abiding acts per hour.