Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,648th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,397th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,627th
The People and Government of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Service, Order, and Justice
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director General with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate population of 18.932 billion Legalites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,630 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Legalese City as a backdrop, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 12,863rd in the world and 10th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,221.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,627thHighest Economic Output: 3,768thLargest Populations: 4,086thHealthiest Citizens: 5,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,947thMost Influential: 6,591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,264thSmartest Citizens: 7,849thLargest Governments: 7,880thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,047thLowest Crime Rates: 9,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,258thMost Inclusive: 11,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,970thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,035thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,344thSafest: 15,068thMost Developed: 15,666thNicest Citizens: 15,804th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Legalese was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Legalese City as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Legalese was struck by a Cure Missile from The Tropics of Vilita, curing 24 million infected.
  • : Legalese was struck by a Cure Missile from The Tropics of Vilita, curing 22 million infected.
  • : Legalese was struck by a Cure Missile from The Tropics of Vilita, curing 37 million infected.

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