by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,086th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,989th Highest Economic Output: 2,805th
The People and Government of
Democratic Socialists
Service, Order, and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population21.131 billion

CapitalLegalese City
LeaderDirector General
FaithThe Legal Cult of Margaret

CurrencyLegal Exchange Unit

The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director General with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.131 billion Legalites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The all-consuming Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,233 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Legalesean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 34,557th in the world and 36th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71.57 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,086thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,989thHighest Economic Output: 2,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,322ndLargest Populations: 3,504thHealthiest Citizens: 3,518thLargest Governments: 4,266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,339thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,617thLowest Crime Rates: 4,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,889thSmartest Citizens: 5,621stNicest Citizens: 5,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,210thMost Inclusive: 6,276thMost Influential: 6,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,952ndSafest: 7,362ndMost Developed: 7,950thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,266thMost Pacifist: 10,364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,899thHighest Average Incomes: 15,197thMost Cultured: 15,260thMost Secular: 16,121st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Safest: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the region

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