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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 785th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,229th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,813th
The People and Government of
Left-wing Utopia
Service, Order, and Justice
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Legalese

Population24.932 billion

CapitalLegalese City
LeaderDirector General
FaithThe Legal Cult of Margaret

CurrencyLegal Exchange Unit
AnimalEagle

The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director General with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.932 billion Legalites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 3,932 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,718 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 13,910th in the world and 10th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Income Equality, scoring 78.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 785thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,229thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,813thMost Developed: 1,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,219thHighest Economic Output: 2,233rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,335thHealthiest Citizens: 2,366thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,567thLargest Governments: 2,761stNicest Citizens: 2,889thMost Inclusive: 2,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,138thLargest Populations: 3,173rdSmartest Citizens: 3,579thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,824thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,173rdMost Pacifist: 4,250thSafest: 4,259thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,337thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,095thBest Weather: 6,541stMost Influential: 6,737thMost Cultured: 7,382ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,222ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,980thMost Stationary: 10,591stHighest Average Incomes: 10,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,403rdMost Income Equality: 13,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,565thMost Efficient Economies: 15,379thMost Secular: 16,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,432nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.

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