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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 946thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,382ndMost Developed: 1,647th
The People and Government of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population27.967 billion

CapitalLegalese City
LeaderDirector General
FaithThe Legal Cult of Margaret

CurrencyLegal Exchange Unit

The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Director General with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.967 billion Legalites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Legalite economy, worth a remarkable 4,411 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,730 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and many friends and relatives of Director General have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 1,666th in the world and 6th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,988.28 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 946thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,382ndMost Developed: 1,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,666thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,383rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,504thHealthiest Citizens: 2,561stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,602ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,691stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,000thLargest Populations: 3,019thLargest Governments: 3,047thNicest Citizens: 3,318thLowest Crime Rates: 3,374thMost Inclusive: 3,596thSmartest Citizens: 3,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,435thSafest: 4,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,622ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,648thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,725thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,712thBest Weather: 7,572ndMost Cultured: 7,834thMost Influential: 7,938thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,794thMost Stationary: 8,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,373rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,433rdMost Income Equality: 12,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,614thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,873rdMost Secular: 17,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,355thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,382ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,724th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the region

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