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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 871stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,357thMost Developed: 1,571st
The People and Government of
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Population26.978 billion

CapitalLegalese City
LeaderDirector General
FaithThe Legal Cult of Margaret

CurrencyLegal Exchange Unit

The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director General with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.978 billion Legalites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Legalite economy, worth a remarkable 4,253 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,657 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 4,557th in the world and 7th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,035.67 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 871stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,357thMost Developed: 1,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,154thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,281stHighest Economic Output: 2,438thHealthiest Citizens: 2,477thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,569thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,773rdLargest Governments: 2,880thLargest Populations: 3,065thNicest Citizens: 3,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,222ndMost Inclusive: 3,318thSmartest Citizens: 3,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,421stSafest: 4,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,557thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,588thBest Weather: 7,356thMost Cultured: 7,661stMost Influential: 8,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,865thMost Stationary: 9,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,738thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,950thMost Income Equality: 12,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,190thMost Secular: 17,345thMost Efficient Economies: 18,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,574thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,013th
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the region

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