The Diversely United State of Leftist Assembly Founder is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 14.469 billion Assemblians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Assemblian economy, worth 127 trillion Assembly Notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Gambling and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 8,829 Assembly Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leftist Assembly Founder's national animal is the Laika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leftist Assembly Founder is ranked 178,588^th in the world and 311^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 208.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.