The Principality of Leave me is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its enforced nudity. The cynical population of 15.649 billion Leave means are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Leave mean economy, worth 231 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,819 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leave me's national animal is the wolf.

Leave me is ranked 186,555^th in the world and 6,180^th in Lazarus for Most Politically Free, scoring 31.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.