The Celestial socialist republic of Leaflandt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime minister Jack with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.863 billion Leaflandees are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leaflandt city. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leaflandtian economy, worth 491 trillion Vertres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,123 Vertres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The central government is trying to keep things flowing, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leaflandt's national animal is the Wildre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leaflandt is ranked 26,108^th in the world and 439^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.18 law-abiding acts per hour.