The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Leaf beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.478 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,566 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leaf beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Leaf beetles is ranked 967^th in the world and 93^rd in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 172.33 law-abiding acts per hour.