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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 517th Largest Gambling Industry: 669th Most Armed: 798th
The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
Memes are truly the dankest
RayDuals
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Le Meme Danke

Population8.74 billion

CapitalSteubenville
LeaderRayDuals
FaithLate Game

CurrencyPepe
AnimalCopeletti

The People's Republic of Le Meme Danke is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by RayDuals with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.74 billion Le Meme Dankeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steubenville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Meme Dankean economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion Pepes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 253,449 Pepes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,522,972 per year while the poor average 19,054, a ratio of 79.9 to 1.

Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Le Meme Danke with a very polite populace. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Le Meme Danke's national animal is the Copeletti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Late Game.

Le Meme Danke is ranked 4,942nd in the world and 4th in Crassia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,158.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 517thLargest Gambling Industry: 669thMost Armed: 798thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 951stHighest Disposable Incomes: 973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,284thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,331stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,753rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,007thMost Avoided: 2,182ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,786thHighest Average Incomes: 2,787thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,017thMost Secular: 3,179thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,293rdRudest Citizens: 3,357thFattest Citizens: 3,385thLargest Mining Sector: 4,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,844thMost Efficient Economies: 4,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,942ndHighest Economic Output: 5,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,411thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,904thMost Cultured: 7,549thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,656thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,698thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,251stSmartest Citizens: 9,284thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,324thHighest Drug Use: 14,368th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Le Meme Danke, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Le Meme Danke with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Meme Danke, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Le Meme Danke's influence in Crassia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Le Meme Danke's influence in Crassia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Le Meme Danke, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Le Meme Danke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Meme Danke, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Meme Danke, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Le Meme Danke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Le Meme Danke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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