The Community of Le Havre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 18.937 billion Le Havreans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Le Havrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,163 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Havre's national animal is the salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Le Havre is ranked 18,940^th in the world and 3^rd in Lennart for Most Pacifist, with 119.1 cheeks turned per day.