The Republic of Le Fun Francais is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.032 billion Le Fun Francaisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Le Fun Francaisian economy, worth 617 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,722 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Billions of Francs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cockatoo Nebula, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Fun Francais's national animal is the Cockatoo.
Le Fun Francais is ranked 47,630th in the world and 175th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,562.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Le Fun Francais, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
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Le Fun Francais, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
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Le Fun Francais, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Le Fun Francais, billions of Francs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cockatoo Nebula.
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Le Fun Francais, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
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Le Fun Francais was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Le Fun Francais was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Le Fun Francais, Cockatoos with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
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Le Fun Francais, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
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Le Fun Francais, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.