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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,837thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,198thMost Devout: 18,035th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hon Hon Hon
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Le Fun Francais

Population5.032 billion

CapitalParis

CurrencyFranc
AnimalCockatoo

The Republic of Le Fun Francais is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.032 billion Le Fun Francaisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Le Fun Francaisian economy, worth 617 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,722 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Francs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cockatoo Nebula, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Fun Francais's national animal is the Cockatoo.

Le Fun Francais is ranked 47,630th in the world and 175th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,562.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,837thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,198thTop
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Most Devout: 18,035thMost Patriotic: 18,829thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,275thMost Authoritarian: 20,864thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,105thMost Corrupt Governments: 32,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33,821stMost Efficient Economies: 34,195th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Pacifist: 61st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Extreme: 69th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, billions of Francs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cockatoo Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Le Fun Francais was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Le Fun Francais was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, Cockatoos with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.

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