Fattest Citizens: 6th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th
The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.93 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 21,539 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 830,682 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,613,397 per year while the poor average 45,460, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Le Duche's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Archfiend Marmot of Nefariousness, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Duche is ranked 160,411th in the world and 5th in Flavian Amphitheatre for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Fattest Citizens: 6thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdMost Avoided: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 58thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Mining Sector: 69thMost Secular: 70thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Armed: 126thRudest Citizens: 149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 332ndSmartest Citizens: 655thLargest Publishing Industry: 957thHighest Drug Use: 1,059thLargest Populations: 1,434thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,838thLargest Black Market: 2,323rdLargest Governments: 3,492ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,747thMost Influential: 4,964thMost Pro-Market: 6,067thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,150thMost Extreme: 14,170th

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