The Empire of Le Doves is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Robert with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.421 billion Le Dovesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartime. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The powerhouse Le Dovesian economy, worth 161 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,916 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Doves's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Le Doves is ranked 250,409^th in the world and 258^th in Lone Wolves United for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.