by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,754th
The People's Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Let the Caldreaux look after you.
Colonel Eva Mira Guadelupe
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Le Caldreaux

Population3.485 billion

LeaderColonel Eva Mira Guadelupe


The People's Protectorate of Le Caldreaux is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Colonel Eva Mira Guadelupe with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.485 billion Le Caldrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaxosa. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Le Caldrian economy, worth 459 trillion caldroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,983 caldroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and rumor has it that Colonel Eva Mira Guadelupe has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown. Le Caldreaux's national animal is the bobcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Caldreaux is ranked 172,827th in the world and 236th in Thaecia for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.18 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 3,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,754thFattest Citizens: 5,276thMost Influential: 6,297thLargest Mining Sector: 7,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,914thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,135thSmartest Citizens: 8,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,103rdMost Cultured: 10,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,185thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,691stLargest Governments: 12,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,531stNicest Citizens: 14,055thMost Inclusive: 14,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,986thHighest Average Incomes: 18,146th
Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the region

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