The You should join of LDF is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Genreal Makasta with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.406 billion LDFians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LDFian economy, worth 628 trillion Leuagecredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,812 Leuagecredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, livestock mutilations are on the rise, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LDF's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Leaugeism.

LDF is ranked 40,784^th in the world and 1^st in LDF for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.98 law-abiding acts per hour.