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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,681stMost Influential: 3,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,308th
The Colonial Administration Rule of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Hero Need Not Speak, When He Is Gone, The World Will
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Lazy valley

Population4.529 billion

CapitalNew Mombasa

AnimalMaltese Tiger

The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ryan with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.529 billion lazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy valleyian economy, worth 507 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,969 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Lazy valleyian Capitol Building, and political cartoons depicting Ryan's face on a Maltese Tiger's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy valley's national animal is the Maltese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polysomnography.

Lazy valley is ranked 83,708th in the world and 95th in Enadia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,263.13 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,681stTop
Most Influential: 3,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,308thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,464thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,821stTop
Most Developed: 11,395thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,707thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,923rdMost Inclusive: 12,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,988thMost Cultured: 14,163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,826thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,849thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,439thLargest Governments: 15,881stSmartest Citizens: 16,488thBest Weather: 17,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,116thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,456thMost Secular: 18,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,564thHealthiest Citizens: 20,309thLowest Crime Rates: 21,166thMost Efficient Economies: 21,698th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the region

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