by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,207th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,128th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,478th
The Colonial Administration Rule of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A hero need not speak, when he is gone, the world will
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Lazy valley

Population2.483 billion

CapitalNew Mombasa

AnimalMaltese Tiger

The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ryan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.483 billion lazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy valleyian economy, worth 289 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,784 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Lazy valleyian Capitol Building, and political cartoons depicting Ryan's face on a Maltese Tiger's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown. Lazy valley's national animal is the Maltese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polysomnography.

Lazy valley is ranked 125,207th in the world and 134th in Enadia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,207thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,478thMost Influential: 6,986thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,175thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,112thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,141stMost Inclusive: 11,779thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,262ndMost Developed: 12,326thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,541stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,592ndMost Cultured: 14,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,217thMost Secular: 16,177thLargest Governments: 16,259th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the region

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