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Largest Populations: 151st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 477th
The Empire of
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Lazy network admins

Population33.84 billion

CapitalVictoria
LeaderReigning Grand President
FaithHail to the Chief

Currencytorvald
Animalkonqi

The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 33.84 billion Lazy network adminsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy network adminsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,490 trillion torvalds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,361 torvalds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail to the Chief.

Lazy network admins is ranked 2,129th in the world and 2nd in Cynosure for Most Developed, scoring 96.31 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Populations: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 477thSafest: 498thHighest Economic Output: 549thMost Efficient Economies: 1,087thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,599thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,644thLowest Crime Rates: 1,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,877thHealthiest Citizens: 2,020thMost Developed: 2,129thSmartest Citizens: 2,387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,974thLargest Mining Sector: 4,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,196thLargest Governments: 4,241stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,530thMost Secular: 6,726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,853rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,452ndRudest Citizens: 11,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,575thMost Average: 15,577th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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