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Largest Populations: 152nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 509th
The Empire of
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Lazy network admins

Population34.88 billion

CapitalVictoria
LeaderReigning Grand President
FaithHail to the Chief

Currencytorvald
Animalkonqi

The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.88 billion Lazy network adminsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy network adminsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,732 trillion torvalds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,675 torvalds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and the fate of the world literally rests on Reigning Grand President's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail to the Chief.

Lazy network admins is ranked 199th in the world and 6th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 30,254.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 509thSafest: 511thHighest Economic Output: 554thMost Efficient Economies: 1,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,672ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,747thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,809thHealthiest Citizens: 1,988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,208thMost Developed: 2,234thSmartest Citizens: 2,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,978thLargest Mining Sector: 4,043rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,083rdLargest Governments: 4,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,293rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,050thMost Secular: 7,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,106thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,777thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,038thRudest Citizens: 16,177thMost Cultured: 16,478th
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 206th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 263rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 331st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 428th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 458th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the regionRudest Citizens: 562nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, the fate of the world literally rests on Reigning Grand President's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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