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Largest Populations: 151st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215th Safest: 475th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lazy network admins

Population33.459 billion

CapitalVictoria
LeaderReigning Grand President
FaithHail to the Chief

Currencytorvald
Animalkonqi

The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 33.459 billion Lazy network adminsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy network adminsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,402 trillion torvalds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,227 torvalds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and carefully-staged grief is displayed by Reigning Grand President after national disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail to the Chief.

Lazy network admins is ranked 475th in the world and 1st in Cynosure for Safest, scoring 169.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Populations: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215thSafest: 475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482ndHighest Economic Output: 546thMost Efficient Economies: 1,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,538thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,589thLowest Crime Rates: 1,764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,817thHealthiest Citizens: 2,042ndMost Developed: 2,073rdSmartest Citizens: 2,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,669thHighest Average Incomes: 3,856thLargest Governments: 4,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,204thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,157thMost Secular: 6,635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,759thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,234thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,582ndRudest Citizens: 11,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,870th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Reigning Grand President after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Lazy network admins's influence in Cynosure rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.

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