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Largest Populations: 161st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239th Safest: 469th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lazy network admins

Population32.933 billion

CapitalVictoria
LeaderReigning Grand President
FaithHail to the Chief

Currencytorvald
Animalkonqi

The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.933 billion Lazy network adminsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy network adminsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,273 trillion torvalds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,862 torvalds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail to the Chief.

Lazy network admins is ranked 4,493rd in the world and 1st in Cynosure for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11,760.2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Populations: 161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239thSafest: 469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 529thHighest Economic Output: 560thMost Efficient Economies: 1,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,766thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,969thMost Developed: 2,009thHealthiest Citizens: 2,084thSmartest Citizens: 2,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,813thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,671stHighest Average Incomes: 3,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,156thLargest Governments: 4,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,347thLargest Mining Sector: 4,493rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,262ndMost Secular: 6,941stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,133rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,161st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, Lazy network adminsian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Lazy network admins's influence in Cynosure rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, Lazy network adminsians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.

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