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Largest Populations: 160th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 206th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 476th
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Lazy network admins

Population34.298 billion

LeaderReigning Grand President
FaithHail to the Chief


The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.298 billion Lazy network adminsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy network adminsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,599 trillion torvalds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,558 torvalds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Lazy network admins can't handle, for 25 torvalds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail to the Chief.

Lazy network admins is ranked 488th in the world and 18th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 169.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Populations: 160thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 476thSafest: 488thHighest Economic Output: 547thMost Efficient Economies: 1,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,661stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,730thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,759thHealthiest Citizens: 2,020thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,029thMost Developed: 2,185thSmartest Citizens: 2,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,959thHighest Average Incomes: 4,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,157thLargest Governments: 4,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,767thMost Secular: 6,916thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,475thRudest Citizens: 13,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,014th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 262nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 271st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 300th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionRudest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 478th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 486th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 506th in the region

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