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Largest Populations: 161st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 238th Safest: 453rd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lazy network admins

Population32.6 billion

CapitalVictoria
LeaderReigning Grand President
FaithHail to the Chief

Currencytorvald
Animalkonqi

The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.6 billion Lazy network adminsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy network adminsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,168 trillion torvalds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,887 torvalds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, Lazy network adminsians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail to the Chief.

Lazy network admins is ranked 453rd in the world and 1st in Cynosure for Safest, scoring 168.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Populations: 161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 238thSafest: 453rdHighest Economic Output: 551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 609thMost Efficient Economies: 1,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,544thLowest Crime Rates: 1,734thTop
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Most Developed: 1,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,979thHealthiest Citizens: 2,086thSmartest Citizens: 2,234thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,591stHighest Average Incomes: 3,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,217thLargest Governments: 4,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,333rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,570thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,063rdMost Secular: 6,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,064thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,252nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lazy network admins's influence in Cynosure rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, Lazy network adminsians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism.
  • : Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Lazy network admins's influence in Cynosure rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.

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