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Largest Retail Industry: 793rdRudest Citizens: 964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,360th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
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Leader
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lazarian

Population13.191 billion

CapitalCapital
LeaderLeader

CurrencyNationstates Standard Crellar
AnimalNational Animal

The Republic of Lazarian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.191 billion Lazarianians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lazarianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion Nationstates Standard Crellars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 231,124 Nationstates Standard Crellars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lazarian's national animal is the National Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lazarian is ranked 12,321st in the world and 1st in The Pristine Wilderness for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,040.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 793rdRudest Citizens: 964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,360thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,750thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,813thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,834thMost Efficient Economies: 3,953rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,404thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,735thHighest Average Incomes: 5,048thHighest Economic Output: 5,687thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,121stSmartest Citizens: 7,293rdMost Cultured: 8,644thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,611thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,705thMost Developed: 10,517thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,321stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,798thLargest Governments: 13,288thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,506thHighest Food Quality: 18,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,021stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,575thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,845thMost Secular: 21,360thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,680thLargest Black Market: 23,912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,382ndLargest Populations: 24,451st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, the best defense is a good fence.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.

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