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Largest Retail Industry: 1,006thRudest Citizens: 1,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,142nd
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
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Leader
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lazarian

Population8.755 billion

CapitalCapital
LeaderLeader

CurrencyNationstates Standard Crellar
AnimalNational Animal

The Republic of Lazarian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.755 billion Lazarianians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lazarianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion Nationstates Standard Crellars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 190,328 Nationstates Standard Crellars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 612,162 per year while the poor average 44,820, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lazarian's national animal is the National Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lazarian is ranked 100,820th in the world and 119th in Texas for Most Average, scoring 37.77 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,006thRudest Citizens: 1,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,142ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,003rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,567thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,478thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,759thHighest Average Incomes: 7,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,046thHighest Economic Output: 9,389thSmartest Citizens: 9,505thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,273rdMost Cultured: 13,976thMost Developed: 15,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,053rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,387thLargest Governments: 19,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,097th
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Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Lazarian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Lazarian was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Lazarian, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.

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