The Dirty Fenda Baby of Lazarene Roavin is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 13.973 billion Lazarene Roavinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lazarene Roavinian economy, worth 319 trillion Namarts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,868 Namarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazarene Roavin's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken.

Lazarene Roavin is ranked 172,510^th in the world and 4,345^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 9.82 Obesity Rate.