by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,671stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,200th
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
No State Without the People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.54 billion

CapitalLathari City

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Federation of Lazadonil is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.54 billion Lazadonillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lathari City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazadonillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion coronas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,882 coronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Lathari City" t-shirts, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Lazadonil's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lazadonil is ranked 220,750th in the world and 8,318th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -373.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 2,671stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,200thNicest Citizens: 3,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,028thBest Weather: 4,332ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,798thHealthiest Citizens: 5,482ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,510thMost Inclusive: 5,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,936thMost Developed: 6,192ndHighest Food Quality: 6,221stMost Pacifist: 6,317thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,949thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,739thMost Cultured: 8,212thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,409thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,410thSmartest Citizens: 8,608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,798thMost Efficient Economies: 9,764thLargest Governments: 9,782ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,831stMost Secular: 11,415thLowest Crime Rates: 11,529thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,135thMost Income Equality: 17,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,163rdHighest Economic Output: 18,336thSafest: 19,650th
Largest Welfare Programs: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 162nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 200th in the regionNicest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionBest Weather: 266th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 302nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 339th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 359th in the regionMost Pacifist: 367th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 371st in the regionMost Developed: 380th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 383rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionMost Cultured: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 428th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 435th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 464th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 502nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 504th in the regionLargest Governments: 511th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 531st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionMost Secular: 576th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 595th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 614th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionMost Income Equality: 857th in the regionMost Influential: 864th in the regionLargest Populations: 890th in the region

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