by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,272nd Largest Welfare Programs: 3,549th Most Influential: 3,662nd
The Civil Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
No State Without the People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.041 billion


AnimalGolden Eagle

The Civil Republic of Lazadonil is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.041 billion Lazadonillians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lathari. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazadonillian economy, worth 529 trillion coronas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,988 coronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime is totally unknown. Lazadonil's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lazadonil is ranked 4,238th in the world and 204th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 60.27 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,272ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,549thMost Influential: 3,662ndNicest Citizens: 4,042ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,201stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,238thMost Inclusive: 5,429thBest Weather: 6,003rdMost Developed: 6,037thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,047thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,179thMost Pacifist: 6,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,993rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,564thHealthiest Citizens: 7,671stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,013thMost Efficient Economies: 8,424thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,011thMost Cultured: 10,064thMost Secular: 10,535thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,803rdLargest Governments: 12,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,515thLowest Crime Rates: 13,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,340th
Largest Welfare Programs: 180th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 204th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 222nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionBest Weather: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 345th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 350th in the regionMost Developed: 362nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 378th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 384th in the regionMost Pacifist: 385th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 412th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 413th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 441st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 483rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 516th in the regionMost Secular: 540th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 546th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 554th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 565th in the regionLargest Governments: 596th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 620th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 661st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 684th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 840th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 873rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 904th in the region

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