The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Farley with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 823 million Legends live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth 114 trillion bottle caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 138,889 bottle caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,938 per year while the poor average 25,259, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Layngderfleethe is ranked 2,197^th in the world and 34^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 39.33 Obesity Rate.