The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Farley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.325 billion Legends are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,403 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime is totally unknown. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Darwinism.

Layngderfleethe is ranked 253,538^th in the world and 11,699^th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.22 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.