The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Farley with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.708 billion Legends are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth 994 trillion bottle caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,277 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Superfoods are often seen as supervillains, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued. Crime is totally unknown. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science.

Layngderfleethe is ranked 31,516^th in the world and 805^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.