by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,469th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,166th Most Influential: 7,894th
The Slav Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Squat Down, Cyka!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Slav Paradise of Laynekraine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.811 billion Kostyniuks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kostyniuk. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laynekrainean economy, worth 185 trillion hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,462 hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about things being better when men were men, priests are being drafted by the church load, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laynekraine's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laynekraine is ranked 87,749th in the world and 200th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Stationary, with 43.01457663732 Days.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,166thMost Influential: 7,894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,309thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,636thLargest Mining Sector: 12,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,230thLowest Crime Rates: 13,511thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,609thHealthiest Citizens: 13,986thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,843rdMost Developed: 15,236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,708thBest Weather: 15,911th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the region

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