by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,338th Most Influential: 6,154th
The Earthly Paradise of
Moralistic Democracy
Spread the Nurturing Spirit of Rightness.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Laynekraine

Population3.406 billion

CapitalSylvan Lake
LeaderPrime Minister K

Currencydollar
AnimalBeaver

The Earthly Paradise of Laynekraine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister K with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.406 billion Kostyniuks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvan Lake. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Laynekrainean economy, worth 405 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,110 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Laynekrainean websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Laynekrainean language, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laynekraine's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laynekraine is ranked 10,441st in the world and 596th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 85.74 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,338thMost Influential: 6,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,656thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,061stLargest Mining Sector: 8,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,814thMost Secular: 9,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,608thHealthiest Citizens: 10,010thMost Developed: 10,441stRudest Citizens: 11,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,976thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,564th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 259th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 268th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 290th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 374th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 429th in the regionMost Secular: 446th in the regionRudest Citizens: 458th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 557th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 593rd in the regionMost Developed: 596th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 628th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 691st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionLargest Governments: 751st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Laynekrainean language.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Laynekrainean websites are meant for liberals or conservatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, it's best not to ask what goes into Sylvan Lake Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Laynekraine was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Bharathvarsh.
  • : Laynekraine was endorsed by The Raspberry Preserve of El Fiji Grande.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.

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