The К черту Украину of Lavlakeland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Samenco Relson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.455 billion Lavlakelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rellington. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lavlakelandian economy, worth 399 trillion Lakerons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,765 Lakerons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Lavlakeland to be bombproof, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavlakeland's national animal is the holy cheese cube, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lavlakeland is ranked 14,306^th in the world and 15^th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,250.43 pounds of wildlife per square mile.