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Most Valuable International Artwork: 259thRudest Citizens: 4,412thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,041st
The К черту Украину of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Очистить землю от Украины и запада!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lavlakeland

Population2.455 billion

CapitalRellington
LeaderSamenco Relson

CurrencyLakeron
Animalholy cheese cube

The К черту Украину of Lavlakeland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Samenco Relson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.455 billion Lavlakelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rellington. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lavlakelandian economy, worth 399 trillion Lakerons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,765 Lakerons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Lavlakeland to be bombproof, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavlakeland's national animal is the holy cheese cube, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lavlakeland is ranked 14,306th in the world and 15th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,250.43 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 259thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,412thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,041stMost Cultured: 8,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,144thMost Secular: 8,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,813thHealthiest Citizens: 9,116thHighest Food Quality: 9,238thMost Developed: 9,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,973rdLargest Governments: 10,144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,319thLowest Crime Rates: 12,327thHighest Average Incomes: 12,409thSmartest Citizens: 12,590thMost Efficient Economies: 13,078thMost Inclusive: 13,119thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,306thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,336thBest Weather: 17,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,504thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,415thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,451stMost Patriotic: 22,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,252ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,285th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lavlakeland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Lavlakeland to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, Holy Cheese Cube is one of the most popular forenames in Lavlakeland.
  • : Lavlakeland's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Lavlakeland's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavlakeland, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.

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