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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,672nd Largest Mining Sector: 2,463rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,735th
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Lavand

Population1.063 billion

CapitalSaint Reliquia 'D Cruseiro
LeaderAlhe Azaroth
FaithKemetism

CurrencyBlastar King Thinker
AnimalNeo Dinosaur

The Ancient Lizard Empire of Lavand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alhe Azaroth with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.063 billion Lavanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Reliquia 'D Cruseiro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lavander economy, worth 163 trillion Blastar King Thinkers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,429 Blastar King Thinkers, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Golden statues of Neo Dinosaurs line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Saint Reliquia 'D Cruseiro Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavand's national animal is the Neo Dinosaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kemetism.

Lavand is ranked 166,346th in the world and 4th in The K Storage for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 28.28 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,672ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,463rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,772ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,908thMost Avoided: 3,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,564thMost Armed: 3,737thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,229thMost Devout: 4,314thNudest: 5,032ndLargest Black Market: 6,152ndTop
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Most Conservative: 8,939thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,815thHighest Average Incomes: 12,113thLargest Retail Industry: 12,498thMost Authoritarian: 12,585thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,409thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,454th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Saint Reliquia 'D Cruseiro Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, golden statues of Neo Dinosaurs line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Lavander restaurants.
  • : Lavand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavand, the consumption of vegetables is illegal.

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