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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,088th
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Lavan Tiri

Population10.657 billion

CapitalImponerse
LeaderChancellor Cristiano Fernao
FaithThe Lavani High Church

Currencydinero
Animallynx

The Monarchic Republic of Lavan Tiri is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Cristiano Fernao with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.657 billion Tirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imponerse. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lavani economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion dineroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,907 dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Lavan Tiri" at foreigners, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lavan Tiri's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Lavani High Church.

Lavan Tiri is ranked 29,732nd in the world and 7th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Nudest, with 207.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,088thMost Devout: 7,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,730thMost Cultured: 8,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,267thMost Inclusive: 9,311thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,469thBest Weather: 9,525thLargest Governments: 9,729thMost Developed: 10,021stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,350thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,024thNicest Citizens: 11,942ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,216thLargest Black Market: 12,312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,355thLowest Crime Rates: 14,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,896thSmartest Citizens: 15,951stHighest Average Incomes: 16,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,458thMost Efficient Economies: 18,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,896th
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Most Devout: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Lavan Tiri" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Lavan Tiri lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, government employees from Lavan Tiri dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Lavan Tiri, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Mercunova and Penguania and Antarctica.

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