The Federal Republic of Laulcirschkelse is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 582 million Laulcirschkelseans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leanika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The strong Laulcirschkelsean economy, worth 40.8 trillion Kclises a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 70,053 Kclises, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,359 per year while the poor average 16,070, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laulcirschkelse's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laulcirschkelse is ranked 38,280^th in the world and 1^st in Weirdotopia for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.