by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,016thNicest Citizens: 1,109thMost Pacifist: 1,175th
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Population6.466 billion

LeaderJosephine Alvarez

CurrencyGold Cookie

The Federation of Lauchenoiria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Josephine Alvarez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.466 billion Lauchenoirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttercity. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lauchenoirian economy, worth 865 trillion Gold Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,809 Gold Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lauchenoiria's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lauchenoiria is ranked 3,372nd in the world and 10th in International Democratic Union for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93 Years.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,016thNicest Citizens: 1,109thMost Pacifist: 1,175thBest Weather: 1,233rdMost Influential: 1,600thMost Inclusive: 1,721stTop
Safest: 2,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,499thHealthiest Citizens: 2,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,372ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,785thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,596thMost Developed: 5,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,716thLowest Crime Rates: 6,046thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,062ndMost Cultured: 6,333rdSmartest Citizens: 6,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,982ndLargest Governments: 10,233rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,527thMost Secular: 13,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,360thMost Politically Free: 15,461stMost Stationary: 15,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,987thMost Efficient Economies: 17,127thHighest Average Incomes: 17,670thHighest Economic Output: 19,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,224th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
  • : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".
  • : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities".
  • : Lauchenoiria approved the World Assembly proposal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities".
  • : Lauchenoiria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Lauchenoiria was endorsed by The People's Republic of Tsiba.
  • : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Iran"".
  • : Lauchenoiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Language and Education Rights for Deaf Individuals".
  • : Lauchenoiria's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".


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