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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,025thNicest Citizens: 1,118thMost Pacifist: 1,180th
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Population6.51 billion

LeaderJosephine Alvarez


The Federation of Lauchenoiria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Josephine Alvarez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.51 billion Lauchenoirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttercity. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lauchenoirian economy, worth 871 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,805 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, vaccinations are mandatory, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lauchenoiria's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lauchenoiria is ranked 15,667th in the world and 13th in International Democratic Union for Most Stationary, with 1,071.03641175848 Days.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,025thNicest Citizens: 1,118thMost Pacifist: 1,180thBest Weather: 1,231stMost Influential: 1,604thMost Inclusive: 1,743rdTop
Safest: 2,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,442ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,505thHealthiest Citizens: 2,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,384thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,714thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,613thMost Developed: 4,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,536thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,016thMost Cultured: 6,332ndSmartest Citizens: 6,379thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,987thLargest Governments: 10,185thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,726thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,576thMost Secular: 13,326thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,371stMost Politically Free: 15,626thMost Stationary: 15,667thMost Efficient Economies: 17,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,638thHighest Economic Output: 19,366thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,324th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the region

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