The Kingdom of Latinianna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.503 billion Latiniannans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majorca. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Latiniannan economy, worth 97.9 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,132 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, interest in globalism never flags, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Latinianna's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Latinianna is ranked 65,426^th in the world and 120^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.79 law-abiding acts per hour.