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Most Ignorant Citizens: 82ndMost Devout: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 164th
The Latamer of
Corporate Police State
Latamer
Latamer
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Latamer

Population6.878 billion

CapitalLatamer
LeaderLatamer
FaithLatamer

CurrencyLatamer
AnimalLatamer

The Latamer of Latamer is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Latamer with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.878 billion Latamers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latamer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Latamer economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Latamers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 285,628 Latamers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,514,286 per year while the poor average 4,736, a ratio of 530 to 1.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Europe, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Latamer Liberator", and boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Latamer's national animal is the Latamer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Latamer.

Latamer is ranked 82nd in the world and 3rd in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 153.09 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 82ndMost Devout: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168thFattest Citizens: 197thMost Avoided: 210thMost Primitive: 289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 390thMost Corrupt Governments: 476thLargest Mining Sector: 500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 528thMost Armed: 559thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 637thHighest Crime Rates: 661stHighest Disposable Incomes: 778thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 840thLargest Insurance Industry: 884thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 907thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,204thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,313thLargest Retail Industry: 1,708thRudest Citizens: 1,753rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,153rdNudest: 3,214thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,477thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,725thHighest Economic Output: 7,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,185thMost Conservative: 7,714thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,108thLargest Black Market: 10,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,046th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 62nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Latamer Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Europe.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Latamer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Latamer, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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