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Most Cultured: 1,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,095thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,125th
The Holy Imperial Realms of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Formed by Many, Forever as One
Influence
Truckler
Lord Amyral / Roleplay Administrator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Last Velneria

Population6.448 billion

CapitalOrd Eldersum
Leaderthe Holy Emperor
Faiththe Holy Primordial Church

Currencyvelne
AnimalRed Phoenix

The Holy Imperial Realms of Last Velneria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Holy Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 6.448 billion Velnerians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ord Eldersum. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Velnerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion velnes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,802 velnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Last Velneria, the official Velnerian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Last Velneria's national animal is the Red Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Primordial Church.

Last Velneria is ranked 208,218th in the world and 59th in Warzone Asia for Most Conservative, scoring 27.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Cultured: 1,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,095thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,125thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,662ndHighest Food Quality: 3,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,201stMost Devout: 3,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,503rdMost Developed: 3,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,894thLargest Governments: 3,929thMost Pacifist: 3,968thHealthiest Citizens: 4,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,267thMost Efficient Economies: 4,421stSmartest Citizens: 4,797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,807thNicest Citizens: 5,102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,360thHighest Average Incomes: 5,990thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,357thMost Inclusive: 7,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,052ndSafest: 9,395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,999thLargest Retail Industry: 11,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,848thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,092ndHighest Economic Output: 13,814thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,374th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Last Velneria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Last Velneria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Last Velneria's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Last Velneria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Last Velneria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Last Velneria's influence in Warzone Asia fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Last Velneria's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Last Velneria lodged a message on the Warzone Asia Regional Message Board.
  • : Last Velneria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Velneria, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games.

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