Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.545 billion Utopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 697 trillion yangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 22,821 yangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, the Last Utopia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 569th in the world and 2nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,890.66481664 Days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 31stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41stMost Beautiful Environments: 61stMost Scientifically Advanced: 71stLargest Populations: 74thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 302ndSmartest Citizens: 387thMost Stationary: 569thLeast Corrupt Governments: 719thMost Devout: 966thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,486thLowest Crime Rates: 3,009thMost Influential: 3,247thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,530thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9,789thHighest Economic Output: 14,887th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 162nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the Last Utopia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, most citizens in Last Utopia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Last Utopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines.

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