by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.66 billion Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 734 trillion yangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 23,204 yangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, lending money has become a major liability, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 150,419th in the world and 3,032nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring zero on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 11thLongest Average Lifespans: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50thLargest Populations: 74thMost Beautiful Environments: 77thMost Scientifically Advanced: 86thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 166thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 267thMost Stationary: 445thSmartest Citizens: 471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 499thMost Devout: 947thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,608thLowest Crime Rates: 3,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,668thMost Influential: 3,936thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,183rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,742nd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 262nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Last Utopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Extrajudicial Punishment Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.

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