Population | 10.402 billion |
Capital | Jonesburg |
Leader | My Roblox Girlfriend |
Faith | The Last Option |
Currency | Jolly Rancher |
Animal | Solid Octopus |
The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.402 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,008 Jolly Ranchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,269 per year while the poor average 88,810, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, the government is giving peace a chance, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.
Last Choicia is ranked 222,600th in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Most Income Equality, scoring 9 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
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Last Choicia, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.
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Last Choicia, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.
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Last Choicia, the government is giving peace a chance.
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Last Choicia, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
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Last Choicia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
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Last Choicia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
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Last Choicia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
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Last Choicia, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing My Roblox Girlfriend's praises.
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Last Choicia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Last Choicia, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.