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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st
The Anomaly of
Iron Fist Consumerists
You! In the back!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Last Choicia

Population8.599 billion

CapitalJonesburg
LeaderMy Roblox Girlfriend
FaithThe Last Option

CurrencyJolly Rancher
AnimalSolid Octopus

The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.599 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 2,833 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 329,572 Jolly Ranchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party members are derided as class traitors, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, the nation is under martial law, and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Last Choicia of supplying extremist groups. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 209,320th in the world and 8th in TopCornion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thLargest Retail Industry: 46thMost Primitive: 62ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndMost Avoided: 122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 181stFattest Citizens: 184thHighest Crime Rates: 221stMost Efficient Economies: 326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 368thMost Armed: 605thRudest Citizens: 653rdLargest Black Market: 696thLargest Gambling Industry: 952ndMost Devout: 1,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,820thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,246thLargest Mining Sector: 2,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,723rdNudest: 4,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,690thHighest Economic Output: 5,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,825thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,131stMost Stationary: 13,343rdMost Influential: 15,272nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Last Choicia of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, Party members are derided as class traitors.
  • : Last Choicia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Last Choician politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Last Choicia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".

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