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Last Choicia

Population10.402 billion

CapitalJonesburg
LeaderMy Roblox Girlfriend
FaithThe Last Option

CurrencyJolly Rancher
AnimalSolid Octopus

The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.402 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,008 Jolly Ranchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,269 per year while the poor average 88,810, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, the government is giving peace a chance, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 222,600th in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Most Income Equality, scoring 9 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24thMost Primitive: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 48thLargest Retail Industry: 61stMost Avoided: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120thFattest Citizens: 130thHighest Crime Rates: 141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 209thMost Efficient Economies: 295thMost Armed: 326thLargest Black Market: 660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,006thRudest Citizens: 1,067thLargest Mining Sector: 1,146thMost Devout: 1,454thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,529thHighest Average Incomes: 1,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,164thLargest Governments: 2,298thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,610thNudest: 8,282ndMost Stationary: 11,800thTop
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Most Influential: 14,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,986th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing My Roblox Girlfriend's praises.
  • : Last Choicia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.

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