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Most Armed: 6,961stMost Avoided: 8,182ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,401st
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Nothing
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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Last Alistan

Population879 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFalcon

The Republic of Last Alistan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 879 million Last Alistanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Last Alistanian economy, worth 56.1 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,861 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and rural Last Alistanians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Last Alistan's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Last Alistan is ranked 47,427th in the world and 1,975th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 2.92 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Armed: 6,961stMost Avoided: 8,182ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,401stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,531st
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Most Armed: 244th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 457th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 522nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, rural Last Alistanians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Last Alistanian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, hell is not always other people.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Alistan, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.

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