The Republic of Laskadari is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 422 million Laskadarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Laskadarian economy, worth 27.4 trillion Sahels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,826 Sahels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laskadari's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Laskadari is ranked 114,038^th in the world and 89^th in Crimson Spire for Largest Governments, scoring 15.52 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.