The State of Las Palmeras is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.785 billion Palmerans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Palmerasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion Nueva Pesetas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,454 Nueva Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Las Palmeras's national animal is the Laughing Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Las Palmeras is ranked 98,373^rd in the world and 1^st in New Gensokyo for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.59 Crimes Per Hour.