The Queen's State of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 15.406 billion Gran Canarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Las Palmas de Gran Canarian economy, worth 614 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,915 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Palmas de Gran Canaria's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is ranked 43,722^nd in the world and 1^st in Las Palmas for Largest Black Market, with 3.48 trillion Standard Monetary Units.