The Green Timberlands of Larsovania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chessie the Beagle with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.19 billion Timberlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panthersburg. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Larsovanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,140 trillion Monies a year, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,867 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown. Larsovania's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larsovania is ranked 12,739^th in the world and 28^th in Nordic Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.88 law-abiding acts per hour.