The Fair State of Larinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zsoltan Miola with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.083 billion Larines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyinkormänok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lariny economy, worth a remarkable 4,976 trillion lorváks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 309,441 lorváks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, Nyinkormänok has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Lazarus, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larinia's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larinia is ranked 304,448^th in the world and 10,402^nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 0.96 Obesity Rate.