The Fair State of Larinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zsoltan Miola with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.163 billion Larines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyinkormänok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Lariny economy, worth a remarkable 3,997 trillion lorváks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 303,691 lorváks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Larinia, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larinia's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Larinia is ranked 304th in the world and 10th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 209.52 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Larinia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Larinia.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Lariny justice.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
