The Nomadic Peoples of Lapradonia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 7.515 billion Lapradonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapras City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The strong Lapradonian economy, worth 333 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,341 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Lapras City make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Lapradonia's national animal is the Lapras, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lapradonia is ranked 196,844^th in the world and 5,343^rd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.96 law-abiding acts per hour.