by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,361st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,350th Most Developed: 2,693rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of General Gao Chicken
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.58 billion

CapitalLaPitican City
LeaderLichard Bento Russolini


The Republic of LaPia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lichard Bento Russolini with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.58 billion LaPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LaPitican City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient LaPian economy, worth 662 trillion Layens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,038 Layens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in LaPitican City, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in LaPia, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LaPia's national animal is the LaPanda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catick.

LaPia is ranked 162,561st in the world and 1,866th in Yuno for Most Devout, with 2.7 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,361stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,350thMost Developed: 2,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,969thSmartest Citizens: 3,331stMost Inclusive: 3,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,067thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,251stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,699thHealthiest Citizens: 4,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,014thMost Pacifist: 5,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,789thSafest: 6,128thMost Cultured: 6,418thMost Secular: 6,419thHighest Average Incomes: 7,189thLowest Crime Rates: 7,502ndBest Weather: 7,908thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,300thLargest Governments: 9,943rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,213thMost Average: 12,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,268th
Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Nudest: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LaPia was endorsed by The Yuno|Opstan of Op Teal Bloo.
  • : LaPia was endorsed by The Militarized Communist State of Stratarin.
  • : LaPia was endorsed by The Yuno|Opstan of Op Teal Bloo.
  • : Following new legislation in LaPia, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in LaPia, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in LaPia.
  • : Following new legislation in LaPia, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in LaPia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in LaPitican City.
  • : Following new legislation in LaPia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : LaPia's influence in Yuno rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in LaPia, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Southern Igaliaris, Stratarin, and Op Teal Bloo.

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