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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14th Most Pro-Market: 18th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th
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Laos State

Population13.345 billion


The Queen's State of Laos State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.345 billion Laos Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Laos Statean economy, worth 465 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,857 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,967 per year while the poor average 173, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Laos State's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laos State is ranked 30,741st in the world and 541st in Purgatory for Highest Economic Output, with 465 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14thMost Pro-Market: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thHighest Drug Use: 20thMost Politically Free: 22ndMost Extreme: 831stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,084thHighest Crime Rates: 4,280thNudest: 4,998thMost Armed: 7,016thRudest Citizens: 7,667thFattest Citizens: 8,013thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,899thMost Avoided: 11,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,179thLargest Populations: 12,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,265th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 111th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Extreme: 142nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laos State's influence in Purgatory fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Laos State's influence in Purgatory rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Laos State's influence in Purgatory rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Laos State relocated from Laos to Purgatory.
  • : Laos State's influence in Laos fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Laos State's influence in Laos rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Laos State's influence in Laos fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Laos State's influence in Laos rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Laos State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Laos State's influence in Laos fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".