The County of Laois is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 17.104 billion Laoisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portlaoise. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Laoisian economy, worth 718 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,998 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Laois has designated Portlaoise as its capital city, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, Leader has just been declared ruler of Laois in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Laois's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laois's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Laois is ranked 160,295^th in the world and 14^th in Irish Lands for Most Conservative, scoring 56.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.