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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,211th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,495th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,632nd
The British Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.531 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Something

CurrencyPound Sterling

The British Empire of Lanvetland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Something with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.531 billion Britons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 155,777 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanvetland's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican.

Lanvetland is ranked 51,254th in the world and 7th in Union of Liberal Nations for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.1 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,444thMost Cultured: 4,489thLargest Governments: 4,644thMost Efficient Economies: 5,150thMost Developed: 5,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,836thMost Inclusive: 6,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,282ndSafest: 8,412thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,512thSmartest Citizens: 8,701stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,327thLowest Crime Rates: 9,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,082ndHighest Economic Output: 10,406thHighest Average Incomes: 11,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,386thMost Secular: 13,057thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,391st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

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