The United Socialist States of Lantzalot is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Casey Lantz with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.372 billion Lantzalotians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lantz. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lantzalotian economy, worth 237 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,137 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and Lantzalot's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lantzalot's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lantzalot is ranked 13,786^th in the world and 429^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,536.93 Tourists Per Hour.