|Leader||President Dianne Dawson|
|Animal||Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake|
The I'm an issue writer now of Lansaka is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Dianne Dawson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.097 billion Lansakans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port King. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lansakan economy, worth 222 trillion Lafas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,867 Lafas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, prudishness is on the way out, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lansaka's national animal is the Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Issue Writing.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Illu-chi.
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The Idyllic Dystopia of The Sixteenth Night.
- : Lansaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The Federation of Fungalia.
- : Lansaka endorsed The Federation of Fungalia.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
- : Lansaka lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, prudishness is on the way out.
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Perfect Sublime Masters.
- : Lansaka changed its national faith to "Issue Writing" and its nation type to "I'm an issue writer now".