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Most Influential: 9,068thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,747th
The I'm an issue writer now of
Capitalist Paradise
Tyranny cannot stand against a democracy.
President Dianne Dawson
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Lansaka

Population3.217 billion

CapitalPort King
LeaderPresident Dianne Dawson
FaithIssue Writing

CurrencyLafa
AnimalCottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake

The I'm an issue writer now of Lansaka is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Dianne Dawson with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.217 billion Lansakans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port King. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lansakan economy, worth 334 trillion Lafas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 104,003 Lafas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Dianne Dawson's bedroom, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and Lansakan companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lansaka's national animal is the Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Issue Writing.

Lansaka is ranked 209,610th in the world and 3,943rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Influential: 9,068thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,747thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,835thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,938thLargest Retail Industry: 15,949thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,743rdMost Developed: 17,312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,179thLargest Governments: 20,533rdMost Cultured: 21,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,629th
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Most Influential: 148th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 289th in the regionRudest Citizens: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 330th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 337th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 370th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lansaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, Lansakan companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Dianne Dawson's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, maximum security Lansakan subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lansaka, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Lansaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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