The United Kingdom of Langtrestria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 295 million Langtrestrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The strong Langtrestrian economy, worth 18.8 trillion transcoucasian euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,670 transcoucasian euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langtrestria's national animal is the Dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Langtrestria is ranked 106,301^st in the world and 3^rd in The order of magnissia for Nudest, with 164 cheeks per square mile.