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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,322nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Patria, Unidad y Valor
President Nicolas Furia
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Langenia

Population5.012 billion

CapitalAragon
LeaderPresident Nicolas Furia
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencypeso
AnimalImperial eagle

The Republic of Langenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolas Furia with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.012 billion Langenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aragon. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Langenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,384 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langenia's national animal is the Imperial eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Langenia is ranked 16,223rd in the world and 1st in The Hermit Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,200.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,537thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,782ndLargest Black Market: 3,991stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,336thLargest Mining Sector: 5,560thLowest Crime Rates: 5,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,094thHighest Average Incomes: 6,513thMost Devout: 6,878thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,166thLargest Governments: 8,758thMost Conservative: 9,462ndMost Authoritarian: 9,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,254thTop
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Most Developed: 13,691stHealthiest Citizens: 14,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,604thMost Efficient Economies: 18,805thHighest Economic Output: 20,541stMost Advanced Public Education: 26,529th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, the Top 5% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Langenia's influence in The Hermit Kingdom fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, the nation thirsts for new freedoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

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