The Republic of Langenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolas Furia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.652 billion Langenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aragon. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Langenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,047 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,086 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about things being better when men were men, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langenia's national animal is the Imperial eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Langenia is ranked 6,604^th in the world and 3^rd in Kali Yuga for Most Patriotic, with 77.8 flags saluted per person per day.