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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,321st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Patria, Unidad y Valor
President Nicolas Furia
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Langenia

Population5.031 billion

CapitalAragon
LeaderPresident Nicolas Furia
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencypeso
AnimalImperial eagle

The Republic of Langenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolas Furia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.031 billion Langenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aragon. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Langenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,384 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langenia's national animal is the Imperial eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Langenia is ranked 63,252nd in the world and 1st in The Hermit Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,426.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,550thMost Patriotic: 2,712thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,787thLargest Black Market: 3,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,349thLargest Mining Sector: 5,586thLowest Crime Rates: 5,765thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,115thHighest Average Incomes: 6,532ndMost Devout: 6,897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,171stLargest Governments: 8,753rdMost Conservative: 9,790thMost Authoritarian: 9,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,245thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,241stMost Developed: 13,695thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,599thMost Efficient Economies: 18,849thHighest Economic Output: 20,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 26,563rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, the Top 5% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.

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